Two Words: Protein-Infused Vodka

Yes, there is such a thing. It's a triple-distilled vodka, 80 proof, with casein protein called "Devotion." Casein is the protein that your body absorbs slowly to prevent muscle break down (which is a condition caused by alcohol). What's that? Yes, of course the inventor/proprietor/meathead behind this is from New Jersey. Oh, and it's as classy as you think it is, "defining a new generation of vodka aficionados who devote themselves fully to everything they do in life."

Okay, so one of the words was hyphenated.

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