Shipping Off Tomorrow Morning

So, many of you already know, but many of you may not, I am shipping off to Officer Candidate School for the United States Marine Corps in the morning. This is my last blog until I return after August 8, 2009. My goal is to become a 2nd Lieutenant in the Marines and become a Judge Advocate General. Wish me luck, I'm going to need it.

Sweet videos of what I'll be doing.


Official webpage of OCS.

Small Bladder? No Problem.

As anyone who has been to a bar with me can tell you, I frequently visit the bathroom, far more than mere mortal men.

Now there is a website devoted to combating, or rather alleviating, this problem so many face.

It's a website devoted to telling you when you can pee during a movie and miss as little as possible:

http://runpee.com/

Could Be the Weirdest Thing I've Ever Read

"Miracle Mike," as they called him, was a chicken whose head was chopped off and SURVIVED! for 18 months without a head. Now there's a festival in Colorado in his honor and everything. Ridic.

Immutable Rule of the Universe #51

Bringing the laptop into the bathroom will result in your legs/feet falling asleep.

Latest Bailout Request

Thanks to Greg Mankiw for the pointer.

Public Service Announcement

Please, please read this. You all need to pee your pants today, don't you?

From Cracked.com:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/flipping-out-in-a-kentucky-fried-chicken/