Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Shipping Off Tomorrow Morning

So, many of you already know, but many of you may not, I am shipping off to Officer Candidate School for the United States Marine Corps in the morning. This is my last blog until I return after August 8, 2009. My goal is to become a 2nd Lieutenant in the Marines and become a Judge Advocate General. Wish me luck, I'm going to need it.

Sweet videos of what I'll be doing.

Official webpage of OCS.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Small Bladder? No Problem.

As anyone who has been to a bar with me can tell you, I frequently visit the bathroom, far more than mere mortal men.

Now there is a website devoted to combating, or rather alleviating, this problem so many face.

It's a website devoted to telling you when you can pee during a movie and miss as little as possible:

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Could Be the Weirdest Thing I've Ever Read

"Miracle Mike," as they called him, was a chicken whose head was chopped off and SURVIVED! for 18 months without a head. Now there's a festival in Colorado in his honor and everything. Ridic.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Immutable Rule of the Universe #51

Bringing the laptop into the bathroom will result in your legs/feet falling asleep.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Latest Bailout Request

Thanks to Greg Mankiw for the pointer.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009