Aaaand, This Week's Sign the Apocalypse is Upon Us

Florida man claims he's too fat to have murdered his son-in-law.

This Just In: New Biography Confirms High Correlation Between Mullet-Sporting Athletes and Crystal Meth Use

I kinda wonder why everyone is so surprised that someone who rocked a mullet for a decade smoked crystal meth. Really America? REALLY?!?

News story here.

And glorious mulletude schmeah & myeah.

It's a *BLEEPING* Powermat

This is a great commercial that I saw awhile back, but couldn't find on the interwebs.



What's funny is this is the TV version. The actors are actually saying "bleeping" if you go to their website.

Also, haven't tried this product yet, but it looks amazing.

HI-larious

Remember the Balloon Boy? I bet this will get your goat.

Some Epic Reverse Photo Bomb Moments

Go here.

Drunkest Customer EVER!

Beware, this is pants-urinatingly good (I know b/c the video tells me it is).

Try It Some Time

Watching Mel Kiper Jr. and Todd McShay on mute is pretty effing hilarious. I highly recommend it.

Oh, HELL YEAH!!!

Great NFL plays of 2009 "Tecmo-ized"

Click here.

Aaaand Blogging Comes With a Price

While I typed my most recent post, I accidentally did not pause my video game, NCAA 2010. It's now 1st and 65 on account of the delay of game penalties.

The Perfect Storm?

Just made myself a huge-ass plate of chicken and veggies (cauliflower and broccoli). I already had gas before I started eating. This will not end well...