Could Be the Weirdest Thing I've Ever Read

"Miracle Mike," as they called him, was a chicken whose head was chopped off and SURVIVED! for 18 months without a head. Now there's a festival in Colorado in his honor and everything. Ridic.

Thank Me Later

You know how every once in awhile you find something on the internet that makes all the spam and pop-ups worth it b/c you found the funniest thing that ever happened on a video? I still remember finding the Grape-Stomping lady and showing everyone I knew. And who could ever forget Bubb Rubb and Lil' Sis (I literally cannot b/c my friend made me a shirt with Mr. Rubb on it)? Well, I'm pretty sure this guy Joel (not my ex-roommate, although I dearly wish this was him) is up in that echelon of internet videos.

Without further adieu:

"My name is Joel. I’m 47 married with two kids. My son is 19, my daughter 12. My wife teaches high school. I work as a reviewer of Long Term Care Facilities and other medical vendors. I like music, reading, French language, politics (left of center–but I’ll listen to any argument–got friends on the Right and the Left!). I’m not formally religious, but open and respectful of others beliefs about spiritual and philosphical matters."

Anti-Theft Devices . . . FOR YOUR CHILD!!!

Yeah, you read right. Go here.

Wild, crazy, wild, wacky, stuff.