Two Words: Protein-Infused Vodka

Yes, there is such a thing. It's a triple-distilled vodka, 80 proof, with casein protein called "Devotion." Casein is the protein that your body absorbs slowly to prevent muscle break down (which is a condition caused by alcohol). What's that? Yes, of course the inventor/proprietor/meathead behind this is from New Jersey. Oh, and it's as classy as you think it is, "defining a new generation of vodka aficionados who devote themselves fully to everything they do in life."

Okay, so one of the words was hyphenated.

Full story here.

Man Hides Dead Roommate Under Sofa For 10 Years

Silly Brits, always putting dead bodies under furniture...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/gloucestershire/8633012.stm

Epic News Fail

I hate local news. Therefore, I love it when they do stupid things.

I give you Twittergate.

Aaaand, This Week's Sign the Apocalypse is Upon Us

Florida man claims he's too fat to have murdered his son-in-law.

This Just In: New Biography Confirms High Correlation Between Mullet-Sporting Athletes and Crystal Meth Use

I kinda wonder why everyone is so surprised that someone who rocked a mullet for a decade smoked crystal meth. Really America? REALLY?!?

News story here.

And glorious mulletude schmeah & myeah.

It's a *BLEEPING* Powermat

This is a great commercial that I saw awhile back, but couldn't find on the interwebs.



What's funny is this is the TV version. The actors are actually saying "bleeping" if you go to their website.

Also, haven't tried this product yet, but it looks amazing.

HI-larious

Remember the Balloon Boy? I bet this will get your goat.